{"product_id":"toddlers-are-a-holes","title":"Toddlers Are A**holes","description":"\u003cp\u003eAt last, the book that answers the question on every parent’s mind: Why does my toddler hate me? Okay, it’s not really hate. It’s just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler’s toast. (Or not cutting it off—seriously, you can’t win.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e·The theory of toddler evolution\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e·Mealtime (AKA Hell)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e·Your unraveling life\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e·And how not to die inside\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAuthor: Laditan, Bunmi \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNumber of Pages: 176\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions: 7 in H | 5.3 in W | 0.4 in T | 0.4 lb Wt\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePublisher Name: Workman Publishing Company \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hachette 2026","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53177373884713,"sku":null,"price":11.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0556\/1689\/7129\/files\/4f0e9d176f8f10fffa4b415f449170f0de6e07f3b8504cedd7b052f438578935.jpg?v=1778858372","url":"https:\/\/makers-post.com\/products\/toddlers-are-a-holes","provider":"A Maker's Post","version":"1.0","type":"link"}