Toddlers Are A**holes

At last, the book that answers the question on every parent’s mind: Why does my toddler hate me? Okay, it’s not really hate. It’s just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler’s toast. (Or not cutting it off—seriously, you can’t win.)

Includes:

·The theory of toddler evolution

·Mealtime (AKA Hell)

·Your unraveling life

·And how not to die inside

Author: Laditan, Bunmi 

Number of Pages: 176

Dimensions: 7 in H | 5.3 in W | 0.4 in T | 0.4 lb Wt

Publisher Name: Workman Publishing Company